Can't take it

thetremblingofmyhand:

if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

legalmexican:

when you learn a new word and start seeing it everywhere

Me every night: I don't need to sleep.
Me every morning: I need to sleep for 3 days straight.
nevver:

How to Survive a Lightning Strike: An Illustrated Guide

nevver:

How to Survive a Lightning Strike: An Illustrated Guide